$TARD

the biggest tard on solana

toilet on head. tongue out. number go up. that is the whole plan.

BUY $TARD CHART
CONTRACT ADDRESS dropping at launch. do not buy anything pretending to be us.

poke the tard

...

0 pokes. he does not learn.

what is $TARD

He put a toilet on his head. Nobody told him to. Nobody could stop him. He has been like this since block one and he will be like this on the moon.

$TARD is a coin for everyone who bought the top, sold the bottom, and did it again the next day. No utility. No roadmap. No team that is going anywhere. Just the tard, and you, and the candles.

tardonomics

the tard-o-meter

calibrating tard levels...

how to buy (even he managed it)

  1. 1
    get a wallet. Phantom. Solflare. whatever. the tard uses a shoebox.
  2. 2
    get some SOL. buy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet. do not send it to the toilet.
  3. 3
    go to pump.fun. paste the contract address from up there. only that one.
  4. 4
    swap SOL for $TARD. congratulations. you are now a tard. put a toilet on your head.

tard gallery

og tard
tard at 3am
tard after selling
tard on the moon
tard checking the chart
tard meets tard. neither learns.

roadmap

phase 1 toilet on head
phase 2 tongue out
phase 3 number go up
phase 4 ???
phase 5 moon (he thinks it is a big toilet)

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